Eclectic Ecstasy

My name's Drew and I can't decide what life I want to live

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd)

Every so often I see a post about breaking Amish and I just wanna say MENNONITE DOES NOT EQUAL AMISH. they are like fraternal twins in the religion family but they aren’t even identical twins!!!

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

liamdryden:

gangbanggirlfriend:

gangbanggirlfriend:

this is the most pretentious elitist trash ive ever seen

like you’re gonna have to walk up to a stand and pull a 5 minute patrick bateman ass speech in order to spend 30$ on a distressed t-shirt with a logo on it

confiscate this pisslord’s Skullcandy Aviators for a month

(Source: discounthandjob)

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn)

typhoonwizard:

inonibird:

katwylder:

novacattrueborn:

saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

ROTFL

So, this looks like something for inonibird

Aaaaand after browsing a few random strips, this looks like a comic I need to check out in general~ ouo

OH god i cannot even this is perfect

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)

mtgfan:

The Gods in Journey to Nyx

  • Athreos, God of Passage - Illus. Ryan Barger
  • Keranos, God of Storms - Illus. Daarken
  • Pharika, God of Affliction - Illus. Peter Mohrbacher
  • Iroas, God of Victory - Illus. Slawomir Maniak
  • Kruphix, God of Horizons - Illus. Daarken

akacara:

genosenpai:

in some parts of africa, they have a phrase, “hasa diga eebowai”, which means “you are the stars in my night”, which i think is beautiful.

that is nOT WHAT THAT MEANS

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.